TELL ME SOME PLACE IN AUSTRALIA THAT IS COMPLETELY ISOLATED FROM THE MODERN WORLD?

I WANNA KNOW SOME PLACE WHERE THEY DONT HAVE TV AND WEB AND RADIO OR NEWSPAPER AND THEY NEVER HEARD OF BRITNEY OR OPRAH OR PAMELA ANDERSON, SOME PLACE WHERE THEY MAKE THEIR OWN BOOZE AND EAT FURRY CRITTERS THAT THEY CAUGHT IN A TRAP IN THE WOODS AND EVERYBODY IS RELATED TO EVERYBODY ELSE AND THEY TALK FUNNY, WHERE IS THAT PLACE LOCATED?